Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
Results so far
ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period
some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand#1 has worked in retail
#2 hasn’t
IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
Me: I’m tired of cliche romance stuff in media.
Cliche romance stuff: *happens but with a ship I like*
Me:
(Source: fanbott)
me realizing that if i want to see content for my own ocs i have to make it myself:
(Source: uncanny-vall3y)
We were trolled. ONCE AGAIN
Kashima you are not helping.
“One a skeptic. One a believer” 25th anniversary 🎉🎊
what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this
researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa
penguin: bites researcher
researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea







